there small creatures that survive soley under the cover of darkness...these little critters userly are found near washing machines and tumble dryers...why you ask....ohhh you didnt ask why...well ill tell you anyways *cough* ...............THEY EAT YOUR SOCKS MWAHHHHAAA....then roll back into little balls when there full....sometimes if you put one to your ear you can hear them faintly snoring or burping.
Do they also like to eat holes in your socks? I have a few beloved toe socks (they are my absolute favorite you see) and they all have big gigantic holes in the big toe!! (or is this possibly just from my gigantormous big toe? Perhaps I do not feed it enough..hmm..)